I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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