and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
