Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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