I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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