They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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