some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The uberlube is also flammable
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
how does that bad decision feel?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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