did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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