i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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