PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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