so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Couch. On fire.
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