I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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