Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
operation harelip BJ is a go
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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