I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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