my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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