Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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