I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
50% drunk capacity currently
Randomize
