He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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