So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
