You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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