we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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