I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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