I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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