also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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