we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
