You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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