i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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