yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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