Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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