no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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