a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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