it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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