do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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