Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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