ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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