So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
