Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
vagina is talking i cant
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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