I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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