But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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