he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Couch. On fire.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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