I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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