so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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