i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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