This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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