let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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