are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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