Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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