went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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