That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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