NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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