She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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